When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

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Reality:

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commandertabbycat:

Reblog if you would watch a show with an openly aromantic protagonist who stays aromantic and doesn’t eventually meet the ‘one’ and fall in love because fuck that.

ggaga:

i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull

milkykitten:

light of my life !!!!!!

obliteratedheart:

It’s becoming pretty clear that some people are paragraphs and some people are chapters, and there are also people who shouldn’t even be sentences.

backdoorteenmom:


lol and you think government conspiracies aren’t real?

backdoorteenmom:

lol and you think government conspiracies aren’t real?

baby: d-d-d-d-d-d
dad: are you trying to say daddy?
baby: it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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